"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
|—||Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via snugzdougz)|
*fails exam* its a metaphor